Saturday 8 August 2009

Porkys

Porky's
Porky's II

Porky's II



(18)

If you thought the night before was funny, wait till you see the next day.

Proving they haven't matured a bit since the original Porky's, much of the cast is back to take on right-wing bigots, religious fanatics and double-talking politicians. Count on more delicious revenge for the gym teacher everyone loves to hate, Ms. Balbricker, and outrageous antics that never enter the realm of good taste.

This is not as good as the first movie but its still an ok movie, still has all the laughs. If you've seen the first one the I would recommend you watch this one to!!!

Porky's


(18)

Keep an eye out for the funniest movie about growing up ever made!

This hilarious, raunchy comedy hit that spawned two sequels takes an unblushing look at teenage adolescence in the 1950's.

It follows the comic misadventures of six high schoolers whose most fervent wish is to find some sexual satisfaction at Porky's, a notorious honky-tonk strip joint. When they're ripped off and thrown out by the owner, they plot a revengeful scheme that is truly unforgettable!

Dan Monahan, Mark Herrier, Wyatt Knight, Roger Wilson, Cyril O'Reilly.

They don't make 'em like this any more. While this is a funny movie, there's a couple of things that set it apart from the teen-sex-comedies of nowadays, American Pie and the like. I would recommend this to all how hasn't yet watched it!!!

Goonies




(PG)

A thrill-a-minute adventure film produced by Steven Spielberg!

When brothers Mikey (Sean Astin) and Brand (Josh Brolin) learn that greedy developers are forcing their family to move, they and their friends decide to have one last, precious adventure together. With the help of a treasure map they've found in the attic, the group, known as the Goonies, go in search of buried gold hoping against hope that if they find it, Mikey and Brand will succeed in keeping their home...

The Goonies is a cherished classic! It has adventure, romance, comedy and is one that you will keep on loving! If you haven't seen this movie I recommend that you do !
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Uncle Buck


(12)

An idle, good natured bachelor is left in charge of his nephew and nieces during a family crisis. Unaccustomed to family life, Buck soon charms his younger relatives, but his style doesn't impress everyone, including his girlfriend.

The film charts his progress from slob to a reasonable human being by having to manage with girlfriend troubles, unemployment, a sex mad neighbour, cooking breakfast and a beautiful but rebellious niece.

Jean Louisa Kelly, Gaby Hoffmann, Macaulay Culkin, Amy Madigan.

A amazing John Candy movie, he is the guy everyone wants too be deep down. A movie the whole family can enjoy and will keep you smiling and laughing out loud all the way through!!!

Alien Resurrection


(18)

Ellen Ripley (Sigourney Weaver) died fighting the perfect predator. Two hundred years and eight horrific experiments later, she's back. A group of scientists have cloned her, along with the alien queen inside her, hoping to breed the ultimate weapon. But the resurrected Ripley is full of surprises for her "creators", as are the aliens. And soon, a lot more than "all hell" breaks loose! To combat the creatures, Ripley must team up with a band of smugglers, including a mechanic named Call (Winona Ryder), who holds more than a few surprises of her own.

Don't take this seriously alongside the first 3 and it is very enjoyable. There are some good moments which make you forget the bad acting but overall this is not a patch on the first 3 movies.
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Alien 3


(18)

Lt. Ripley (Sigourney Weaver) is the lone survivor when her crippled spaceship crash lands on Fiorina 161, a bleak wasteland inhabited by former inmates of the planet's maximum security prison. Ripley's fears that an Alien was aboard her craft are confirmed when the mutilated bodies of ex-cons begin to mount. Without weapons or modern technology of any kind, Ripley must lead the men into battle against the terrifying creature. And soon she discovers a horrifying fact about her link with the Alien, a realisation that may compel Ripley to try destroying not only the horrific creature, but herself as well.

This is a beautifully shot, intelligent movie which takes the franchise back to its roots. Only a disappointment to people who prefer James Cameron's overblown, over-sentimental Aliens to the genius of the original.

Aliens



(18)

In this action-packed sequel to Alien, Sigourney Weaver returns as Ripley, the only survivor from mankind's first encounter with the monstrous Alien. Her account of the Alien and the fate of her crew are received with skepticism, until the mysterious disappearance of colonists on LV-426 lead her to join a team of high-tech colonial marines sent in to investigate.

Personally I enjoyed this more than the first movie. This is my favourite out of all the Alien movies. James Cameron is in his element with a movie of this kind. Lots of attention to both visual and scripting detail, which really counts in a sci-fi movie. Tension is stepped up all the way to the climax as the action explodes on to the screen.

Alien


(18)

The first chapter in the terrifying Alien sci-fi saga!

When the crew of the space-tug Nostromo answers a distress signal from a desolate planet, they discover a deadly life form that breeds within a human host. And so the horror begins - a horror which will end the lives of six crew members and alter the life of the seventh forever. Sigourney Weaver stars as Ellen Ripley in one of the most suspenseful and powerful science fiction films of all time.

The original SciFi classic. When watching it, though, it's hard to believe that it was made in 1979. The floating camerawork is fantastic. This is a supremely atmospheric movie and a must for any SciFi fan - or even anyone who likes a bit of a scare.
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Aliens

Alien
Aliens
Aliens 3
Aliens Resurrection

Goldfinger


(PG)

Heralded as the best Bond movie thus far, Goldfinger features some of the most iconic moments in the series to-date. Who could forget Oddjob and his killer hat; Shirley Eaton doused in gold; Or one of the greatest comeback lines in history?

James Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?"
(Gert Frobe) Auric Goldfinger: "No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!"

Special Agent 007 (Sean Connery) has just come face to face with one of the most notorious villains of all time. And now he'll have to outwit and outgun this powerful tycoon to prevent him form cashing in on a devious scheme to raid Fort Knox - and obliterate the world economy!


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From Russia With Love


(PG)

The evil organization SPECTRE has hatched a plan to steal a decoder that will access Russian state secrets and irrevocably unbalance the world order. It is up to James Bond (Sean Connery) to seize the device first, but he must confront enemies that include Red Grant and the ruthless Rosa Klebb, a former KGB agent with poison-tipped shoes.

Even as Bond romances a stunning Soviet defector, he realizes he is being lured into a deadly trap, and he will need all of his courage, abilities and cutting-edge technology to triumph over the forces that seek to destroy him.


Live And Let Die


(PG)

In Roger Moore's first outing as 007, he investigates the murders of three fellow agents, he soon finds himself a target, evading vicious assassins as he closes in on the powerful Kananga (Yaphet Kotto).

Known on the streets as "Mr Big", Kananga is co-ordinating a globally threatening scheme using tons of self-produced heroin. As Bond tries to unravel the mastermind's plan, he meets Solitaire (Jane Seymour), the beautiful Tarot card reader whose magical gifts are crucial to the crime lord. Bond, of course, works his own magic on her, and the stage is set for a series of pulse-pounding action sequences involving voodoo, hungry crocodiles and turbo-charged speedboats.

A lot of action I will give it that, but still not a big fan!! I do like the last to movies though!!!
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Die Another Day


(12)

This was to be Pierce Brosnan's final outing as 007, and what a great Bond he was too!

James Bond's newest mission begins with a spectacular high-speed hovercraft chase through a minefield in the demilitarized zone separating North and South Korea - and the action doesn't let up until the credits roll. From Hong Kong to Cuba to London, Bond circles the world in his quest to unmask a traitor and prevent a war of catastrophic proportions. On his way he crosses paths with Jinx (Oscar ®-winner Halle Berry) and Miranda Frost (Rosamund Pike), who will play vital roles in his latest adventure. Hot on the trail of deadly megalomaniac Gustav Graves (Toby Stephens) and his ruthless right-hand man Zao (Rick Yune), Bond travels to Iceland into the villain's lair: a palace built entirely of ice. There he experiences firsthand the power of a new hi-tech weapon. Ultimately it all leads to an explosive confrontation - and an unforgettable conclusion - back in Korea where it all started.

A quite awful and boring movie with no redeeming features whatsoever.
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Thunderball


(PG)

The thrills never stop as Agent 007 (Sean Connery) goes above the call of duty - and to the bottom of the ocean - to track down a villainous criminal who's holding millions hostage and threatening to plunge the world into a nuclear holocaust!

My son who is 13 is a big James Bond fan he has most of the movies on dvd. Good theme song from Tom Jones, though.
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Dr No


(PG)

The very first of James Bond's 20 (and counting) adventures, featuring a young Sean Connery stepping into the role of Britain's super-suave secret agent.

Bond's mission takes him to the steamy island of Jamaica, where mysterious energy waves are interfering with U.S. missile launches. As he unravels the astonishing truth, Bond must fight deadly assassins, sexy femme's fatales and even a poisonous tarantula. With the help of crack CIA agents Felix Lieter (Jack Lord) and the beautiful Honey Ryder (Ursula Andress), he searches for the headquarters of Dr. No, who is implementing an evil plan of world domination.

Only Bond, with his combination of wit, charm and skill, can confront the madman and save the human race from a horrible fate. With breathtaking chases, amazing stunts and a bold, nerve-shattering climax, this outrageously entertaining adventure pushes the envelope for non-stop thrills and magnificently sets the standard for the most popular movie series in film history.

Yet again another Sean Connery Bond movie. I have read reviews on people saying this is one of the best Bond movie, maybe it is but its not for me!!!!

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Never Say Never Again


(PG)

Sean Connery is back for his final performance as super agent James Bond, in this high-velocity action thriller, from the director of 'The Empire Strikes Back'. In this remake of the 1965 spy classic Thunderball, two atomic warheads are hijacked by the evil SPECTRE organization, forcing agent 007 out of retirement and hurling him into an explosive, pulse-pounding race to save the world from nuclear terrorists.

I love Sean Connery but not in this movie, I sat down to watch another boring Bond movie . Bond looks and acts like a dirty old man!!!

The Man With the Golden Gun


(PG)

James Bond (Roger Moore) may have met his match in Francisco Scaramanga (Christopher Lee), a world-renowned assassin whose weapon of choice is a distinctive gold pistol. When Scaramanga seizes the priceless Solex Agitator energy converter, Agent 007 must recover the device and confront the trained killer in a heart-stopping duel to the death!

The Man With The Golden Gun to me its not a good Bond movie. I would say that as I'm not a big fan of these movies!!!
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A License To Kill


(15)

One of Latin America's most powerful drug-dealers, Franz Sanchez (Robert Davi), aims to extend his dealings into the Orient while strengthening his holdings in the Americas. His only problem: a bitterly vengeful James Bond, who has lost his position with Her Majesty's Secret Service.

Look for a cameo by Wayne Newton and excellent performances by two glorious Bond beauties: Carey Lowell and Talisa Soto. Licence to Kill is a gritty story filled with spectacular action and suspense that has made the James Bond film series the best-loved and most successful in cinema history.

I've seen all the James Bond movies but I must say I'm not a big fan of the movies. But if you are a big fan you will enjoy this movie.
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Friday 7 August 2009

James Bond 007

A License To Kill
The Man With the Golden Gun
Never Say Never Again
Dr No
Thunderball
Die Another Day
Live And Let Die
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
Tomorrow Never Dies
Moonraker
On Her Majesty's Secret Services
The Spy Who Loved Me
Diamonds Are Forever
You Only Live Twice
For Your Eyes Only
The Living Daylights
A Few To A Kill
The World Is Not Enough

Octopussy
Casino Royale
Quantum of Solace

National Treasure

National Treasure
National Treasure 2 Book of Secrets

The Librarian

Return to King Soloman's Mine
Quest for the Spear
The Curse of the Judas Chalice

Mystery

Changeling

Family


The Witches

Three Men And A Baby
Three Men And A Little Lady

Harry Potter
Hayley Mills
Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen
Goonies
Ice Age
City Of Ember
Kung Fu Panda
Valiant
Bridge to Terabithia
George Of The Jungle
Jumanji
National Velvet
The Jungle Book
The Lion King
Little Women 1945
Little Women 1994
Aliens in the Attic
Short Circuit
Short Circuit 2
Batteries Not Included
D.A.R.Y.L.
G-Force

Hellboy

Hellboy
Hellboy 2 The Golden Army

Underworld


Underworld

Underworld Evolution
Underworld Rise of the Lycans

Musicals

Shirley Temple
Cinderella
The Sound of Music
The Wizard of OZ
Mary Poppins
Xanadu
Guys and Dolls
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

My Fair Lady
Annie
The King and I
Fiddler On The Roof
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
South Pacific

Action/Adventure

TheHellboy
Dragon Wars
The Blue Lagoon/Return to the Blue Lagoon
Touching The Void
Taken
Inkheart
Hancock
Iron Man
Hulk
Superman/girl
Batman
The Incredible Hulk
The Covenant
Tropic Thunder
Blood Diamond
The Transporter
Jurassic Park
Gladiator
Face/Off
Bangkok Dangerous
The Lord of the Rings
Apocalyto
Bourne Identity
Bourne Supremacy
Bourne Ultimatum
The Brave One
Bulletproof Monk
Next
Deja Vu
Patriot Games
One Force One
U.S. Marshals
Passenger 57
Demonlition Man
Waterworld
Judge Dredd
Cliffhanger
Jumper
Indiana Jones
10,000 BC
The Librarian
National Treasure
James Bond 007
Tango & Cash
Collateral Damage
End of Days
Eraser
Total Recall
Conan the Destroyer
Conan the Barbarian
Charlie's Angels
Charlie's Angels Full Throttle
Into The Wild
Highlander
Medicine Man
Die Hard
I Robot
Forever Young
Bird on a Wire
StormBreaker
The Land That Time Forgot
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunates Events
Under Siege
The Postman
Reign Of Fire
Flight of the Phoenix 1965
Flight of the Phoenix 2004
Vantage Point
Natural Born Killers
Eight Legged Freaks
Flicka
Mad Max
King Kong
Godzilla
Deep Blue Sea
The Black Hole
The Astronaut Farmer
2012
The Road

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Our Lips Are Sealed


(PG)

Schools out for summer and to help you make the most of those long holidays Dualstar Entertainment Group, Inc. and Warner Home Video are releasing OUR LIPS ARE SEALED, the fab all-new movie from those teen icons Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.

Follow Mary-Kate and Ashley, America hottest young exports, half way round the world in this Aussie adventure jam packed with non-stop action, laughs, super spies and surfer guys!

The antipodean escapade begins when the girls witness a jewel theft and play foul to a notorious gangster. They have to go into the FBI Witness Protection Programme but unfortunately, not even the FBI can save them from their own blabbermouths. They blow their cover in town after town until there's only one place left - Australia!

I think this movie was great and very funny. Mary-Kate and Ashley witness a crime so they have to go to live to Australia because the thieves are after them. They meet the cool group and two cute surfers and they don't know with which one to stay.

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Passport to Paris


(PG)

When Mary-Kate and Ashley visit France, they pack their bags for fun... and plot a rendezvous with adventure. Sent to Paris to visit their grandfather, the girls fall in love with the city and fall head-over-heels for two French boys. Sightseeing on mopeds, they race around Paris on a mission to see the city, make new friends and stay one step ahead of their uptight chaperone!

From shopping at the stylish French boutiques, to exploring the sights and delicious dinner dates at the Eiffel Tower, it's one hilarious exploit after another. Mademoiselles Mary-Kate and Ashley offer a passport to adventure in a trés magnifique journey!

Its an amazing movie of romance and action and about two girls who fall in love with two boys with motorcycles. It is the best olsen movie. If you have seen other olsen movie and have enjoyed them, you will like this one!

Switching Goals


(U)

Mary-Kate and Ashley star as soccer-playing sisters who scheme to trade teams by secretly trading places. But as the plan unfolds, there's chaos on and off the field. With clever schemes, hilarious mix-ups and non-stop action all part of the game, Mary-Kate and Ashley are in for some fancy footwork in their all-new feature-length movie!

This is a great fun movie and I would defiantly recommend this to any Olsen Fan. Mary-Kate and Ashley are great. The Olsens' are about the same age as they are in Two of a Kind so the acting is very good. My Daughter has this movie and she loves it!!!

Billboard Dad


(PG)

One's a surfer. The other's a high diver. When these two sisters team up to find a new love for their newly single Dad, it's a fun-loving, eye-catching California adventure gone wild. Mary-Kate and Ashley star in this fabulously funny love-struck comedy filled with crazy schemes and cool surprises. Determined to find their Dad, Max (Tom Amandes), a new love, the girls paint a personals ad on a giant billboard in the heart of Hollywood. After a few disastrous dates, Max finally meets Brooke (Jessica Tuck) and it's love at first sight. There's just one hitch, her unruly skateboarding son is the girls' arch rival. Now, with the girls plotting every action-packed step of the way, they've got to find out if love really does conquer all. Full of outrageous events, mixed-up matches and lots of laughs, Billboard Dad tops the charts as Mary-Kate and Ashley's coolest mischieve-making adventure ever.

This is a really funny movie about a pair of hilarious twin girls who live in Calafornia, USA. The girl's mother died when they were small and their dad had been sad ever since. He spent most of his time sculpting. One day the girls decide that their dad needs a women to cheer him up, so they paint a personal ad for him- onto a billboard!!!!!!!!!


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It Takes Two


(U)

Amanda Lemon (Mary-Kate Olsen) is a streetwise orphan who has only one person who really cares for her; Diane, (Kirsty Alley) her case worker at the orphanage. Alyssa Callaway (Ashley Olsen) lives with her Father, Roger (Steve Guttenberg) a fabulously successful businessman who has buried himself in his work since his wife died several years ago. So, Amanda and Alyssa, are two girls from totally different backgrounds, but who look as identical twins. When they meet by chance, they realise they have more in common than just looks and decide to manipulate Roger and Diane into marrying. The trouble is, that Roger had plans to marry the snooty socialite, Clarice Kensington (Jane Sibbett) in one day's time, that's twenty four hours for the girls to use their likeness to turn the best laid plans of a group of grown ups into chaos. Philip Bosco.

This is really a good movie, kids will love it. Great for all those Mary-Kate & Ashley fans!!!


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How The West Was Fun


(U)

An early Olsen classic!
The Olsen twins, (former stars of "Full House" and now teen stars taking over the word!), are now on a rescue mission to save their great-godmother's ranch from foreclosure.
The bank wants its payment from Natty (Peg Phillips) -- right now. Mary Kate and Ashley realize, however, that the problem really lies with her son, Bart (Martin Mull). It seems the greedy, sleazy Bart has his own plans for the ranch... plans that would make him a very wealthy man -- and spoil the natural environment.

But Bart will have to outwit the wily twins before he gets what he wants.

This movie is great for kids my daughter has all there movie and she loves to watch them. It really a fun movie!!!


Double Double Toil and Trouble


(U)

Make way for spells, witches, wizards and adventure! It's Halloween, the scariest, funnest event of Fall. But for Lynn and Kelly Farmer (Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen) something scarier could happen. A slump in the family business means the Farmers will lose their home - unless the spirited twins find a way to save it!

The Olsen twins are at it again - this time though, they're quite a bit younger about six - yet still manage to put in okay performances despite their young age. A great family movie!!!

To Grandmother's House We Go


(U)

Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen play the Thompson’s in this charming Christmas odyssey. The girls stow away in a deliver truck driven by Eddie (J. Eddie Peck), a kindly man who patterns his life after Roy Rogers. The girls think they're giving their overworked single mom (Cynthia Geary) a vacation from the stress of parenting. Instead they spark a madcap romp involving two light-hearted crooks (Rhea Pearlman and Jerry Van Dyke) who claim to be Santa's elves, a ransom demand, a mother's love, a million-dollar lottery ticket, pursuing cops, a would-be Santa and his reindeer and Roy Rogers-like heroics. It's a ho-ho-ho-lot of fun!

This is such a great kids movie. This is a movie that will please families who are looking for entertainment around the Holidays. Just board the sleigh with the twins and take a road trip of giggles.


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Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen

To Grandmother's House We Go
Double Double Toil and Trouble
How The West Was Fun
It Takes Two
Billboard Dad
Switching Goals
Passport to Paris
Our Lips Are Sealed
Holiday in the Sun
Winning London
Getting There
When In Rome
The Challenge
New York Minute

High Noon


(U)

The story of a man who was too proud to run.

On the day Lawman Will Kane trades in his tin star for his beautiful bride, news arrives that a killer he helped send to jail is returning on the noon train to seek revenge. At the behest of his friends and concerned for his new bride's safety, they quickly leave town to avoid a confrontation. But Cooper realises they'll never run far enough away, and heads back to town to face the killer.

But when Kane tries to drum up support, one by one the townspeople he had protected turn their backs on him... until Kane stands alone to face four killers on the deserted streets of town in one of the most famous showdowns ever!

Garry Cooper, Thomas Mitchell, Lloyd Bridges, Katy Jurado, Grace Kelly, Otto Kruger.

This movie is well worth the watching - the build up of suspense from the beginning until the climax make it a bit of a nail-biter really. Also a movie with nothing in it which might make it unsuitable for kids enjoyment. To my mind the most enjoyable of westerns involve a good mix of suspense and action - this one has it all.

The Searchers


(PG)

With The Searchers, John Wayne and director John Ford forged an indelible saga of the frontier and the men and women who challenged it.

Wayne plays Ethan Edwards, an ex-Confederate who sets out to find his niece, captured by Comanches who massacred his family. He won't surrender to hunger, thirst, the elements or loneliness. And in his obsessive quest, Ethan finds something unexpected: his own humanity. One of the most influential movies ever made.

This movie is one of the greatest westerns ever made, I have seen this movie many times and still marvel at it. If any of you have not seen this movie then just go and watch it you will not be disappointed.
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She Wore a Yellow Ribbon


(PG)

Dutiful cavalry officer Nathan Brittles (John Wayne) is reluctant to retire in the face of an imminent Native American uprising. His last official task is to escort the commander's wife and her niece to the Sudrow's Wells stagecoach stop, but it proves to be a journey fraught with danger.

This film, the second in John Ford's cavalry trilogy, is a masterpiece of the cinema and is acclaimed as one of the greatest Westerns ever made.

I've seen this movie many times. It's beautifully shot and the story around Wayne's character holds together believably and well. Its a real classic of its time.
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