Saturday, 29 August 2009

Epic Movie


We Know It's Big. We Measured.

Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer set their parodic sights on the largest genre of them all, Hollywood's big-budget, special effects-laden, blockbuster franchise films.

The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one reared by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks); another, a refugee from Mexican "libre" wrestling; the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane; and the fourth a "normal" resident of a mutant "X"-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a silent "G"). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry - and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia.

Kal Penn, Adam Campbell, Jennifer Coolidge, Jayma Mays, Faune A. Chambers, Hector Jimenez, Tony Cox, Darrell Hammond.

This movie really sucks from beginning to end with very little laughs. Major disappointment! The spoof guys have really let themselves down with this stupid movie. I recommend you give it a miss not worth wasting you money on or time watching!!!

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